The harder poems:

 

TS Stimmen (Gregxi)

a sadly christmas story
the squad was out
NOTAPs Paradise

Tafkann Jokes:

Part 1 (300k)

Part 2 (179k)

Part 3 (221k)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


















Mail to Squadleader



Last update:
02/24/2007

Our business is hard , but to hard to have a LOL?

After got LAWed by Qumok over and ovr again, its time to shot back.

 

Ein Tip ihr Roten! Wenn ihr Born was fragt,
immer freundlich bleiben!

Viele fragen nach dem Weg zum NOTAP HQ

...viele Besucher können das gut versteckte NOTAP-HQ nicht finden und fragen oft nach einer Wegbeschreibung. Kein Problem.
Einfach dieses Schild (Foto) suchen und dann an der nächsten Kreuzung links abbiegen.
Oder immer dem Geschrei nach. Das kommt aus der Folterkammer

Und wie es in den Folterkammern aussieht?

Wir tun fast alles für unsere Kunden:

+++easter bunny fatal injured+++easter bunny fatal injured+++easter bunny fatal injured+++

dear friends of easter & the easter bunny. our news ticker report quite bad news. the popular easter bunny run over by an unrecognised passenger car. the ek1-photographer steini
arrived the place of accident just a few moments later and make this incredible shot:

 

easter this year will drop out ?

 

And one more nice supprice from Steini

Steiner EK1 make this fine commercial poster.

We make all for our customers,
we kill, fill, grill and bury them!


Now the german army has girls too:
some special equipment
for the BUNDESWEHR girls.

 

 

Sometime The Routine calls QUMOK a sexual monster.
You know why?

 

Oh we saw the stab gang at new year morning
and it was a very very bad picture

 

Three Maps for the NOTAPs under the sky,
Seven for the STABs in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Players, doomed to die,
One for MaBöse on his dark throne,
In the land of NOTAP, where the shadows lie.
One Map to rule them all,
One Map to find them.
One Map to bring them all and in darkness bind them
In the land of NOTAP,
where the shadows lie.

Documentation is like sex: when it is good,
it is very, very good;
and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

 

Is this the future of Landwarrior?

Life long and prosper ... or go for the Darvin Arward!

The Black Adder transcripts

You know this new Landwarrior helmet?

You know the genesis?


#In the beginning was the computer.
And God said :Let there be light!
#You have not signed on yet. :
God.
#Enter user password. :
Omniscient.
# Password Incorrect. Try again! :
Omnipotent.
#Password Incorrect. Try again! :
Technocrat.
#And God signed on 12:01 a.m., Sunday, March 1. :
Let there be light!
#Unrecognizable command. Try again! :
Create light.
#Done. :
Run heaven and earth.
#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:02 a.m., Sunday, March 1.
#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.


#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Monday, March 2. :
Let there be firmament in the midst of the water and
#Unrecognizable command! Try again! :
Create firmament.
#Done. :Run firmament.
#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Monday, March 2.
#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.

#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Tuesday, March 3. :
Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and
#Too many characters in string specification! Try again. :
Create dryland.
#Done! :Run dryland.
#And God created Earth and Seas. And God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.
#Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.

#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Wednesday, March 4. :
Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night. #Unspecified type. Try again! :
Create sunmoonstars.
#And God created Sun, Moon, Stars. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.
#Approx. funds remaining: $54:00.

#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Thursday, March 5. :
Create fish.
#Done. :Create fowl.
#Done. :Run fish'nfowl.
#And God created the great seamonsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Thursday, March 5.
#Approx. funds
remaining: $45.00.

#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Friday, March 6. :
Create cattle.
#Done. :
Create creepy things.
#Done. :Now let us make man in our image.
#Unspecified type! Try again. :

Create man.
#Done. :
Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over of the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth.
#Too many command operands! Try again.
:Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated. 6 errors. :
Insert breath.
#O.K. :
Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated. 5 errors. :
Move man to Garden of Eden.
#Error: File Garden of Eden does not exist.
:Create Gard.En.
#Done. :
Move man to Gard.En.
#O.K. :
Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated. 4 errors. :
Copy woman from man.
#O.K. :
Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated. 3 errors. :
Insert woman into man.
#Illegal parameters. Try again!
:Insert man into woman.
#O.K. :
Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated. 2 errors. :
Create desire.
#Done. :
Run multiplication.
#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En. #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
:Create freewill.
#Done.
:Run freewill.
#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En. #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
:Undo desire.
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
:Destroy freewill.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. :
Help!
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. :
Create Treeofknowledge.
#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful and multiplying in the Gard.En. #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. :
Create good'nevil.
#Done. :
Activate evil.
#And God saw he had created shame.
#Warning: System error in sector E95. Man'nwoman not in Gard.En.
#1 errors. :
Scan Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
#Man'nwoman cannot be located. Try again! :
Search Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
#Search failed. :
Delete shame.
#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
:Destroy freewill.
#Freewill an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
:Stop!
#Unrecognizable command. Try again. :
Break :Break :Break
#ATTENTION ALL USERS ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE SIGN OFF. :
Create new world.
#You have exceeded your allotted file space.
You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.
:Destroy earth.
#Destroy earth. Please confirm. :
Destroy earth confirmed.
#COMPUTER DOWN. COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY MARCH 8 AT 6:00 A.M. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW! #And God signed off at 11:59 p.m., Friday, March 6.
#And God saw that he had zero funds remaining.